On becoming an adult, with home & child, makes sense to get a pet doesn't it?
Well... get a dog? no! they need lots of walking, attention and at the time owning a 9 month old child and puppy just sounded like a stupid idea.
Hamster? guinea pig? rabbit?
All have hutches which need cleaning on a regular basis, they are a bit boring, could be bitey and again sounds like a lot aggro.
Fish? boring!
So yes, I and I alone made the stupid decision to get a cat. Maisy was the most adorable little kitten who very quickly got rid of the litter tray preferring to use the garden and was more than happy to potter off outside or snuggle up to the mini-me. She put up with the slightly too tight cuddles, screaming and general grief she got from the mini-me.
2 and a half years later and I am going to make a statement here which is very rare for me...
I WAS WRONG!
The 'whorecat' as I now call her has a very large ginger tom cat boyfriend who likes to come into my garden and attempt to serenade her with his 'lovely' screeching and wailing. He has impregnanted the cat on 3 occasions now, and i only discovered the last time when i was about to take her to 'get done'
In the summer said cat likes to come into my house via open windows and attempt to impregnate my maisy in the middle of my kitchen and when i try to get him out of the house, he swans over to maisy's food, tucks in and looks at me as if he owns the bloody place.
Now my latest annoyance is that Maisy has learnt how to open my fridge, I don't know how she has mastered this skill, but over the past week, I have come downstairs to find she has eaten a packet of bacon, sandwich chicken, chorizo and a curry..............
Apparently cat food isn't appealing anymore, but i am now lumbered with said cat forever as it would break the mini-me's heart if she went to a new home, well neutering and a fridge lock will be the next expenditures by the looks of it, Do fridge locks exsist?
Should of got a fish.
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